Twisted Twee – TwistedTwee

Clothing Hospital. Fresh and funny prints on Preloved clothes

Dog Walker's bespoke M&S jumper

Dog Walker's bespoke M&S jumper

Bespoke printed tutu with number tree transfers.

Bespoke printed tutu with number tree transfers.

Hopscotch floor length vintage dress

Hopscotch floor length vintage dress

I Hate Coke bespoke t shirt

I Hate Coke bespoke t shirt

Bespoke Climbing Frame Jumper

Bespoke Climbing Frame Jumper

Bespoke circular hopscotch pitch dress

Bespoke circular hopscotch pitch dress

'Witches Hat' climbing-frame jumper

'Witches Hat' climbing-frame jumper

'Nothing I Think Matters in the Slightest' bespoke upcycled jumper

'Nothing I Think Matters in the Slightest' bespoke upcycled jumper

'Today I'd Like to be the Smaller Person' jumper

'Today I'd Like to be the Smaller Person' jumper

'There's Fun to be Had' bespoke jumper

'There's Fun to be Had' bespoke jumper

Bollocks to Black Friday scarf

Bollocks to Black Friday scarf

'Bah Humbug' Christmas jumper

'Bah Humbug' Christmas jumper

New Vintage IKEA bags

Vintage IKEA bags - pink stars, checks and stripes with gold canvas lining

Vintage IKEA bags - pink stars, checks and stripes with gold canvas lining

Vintage IKEA bag - green stripes and green silk with sea blue lining

Vintage IKEA bag - green stripes and green silk with sea blue lining

Vintage IKEA bag - cream, grey and pink stripes with silk patchwork lining

Vintage IKEA bag - cream, grey and pink stripes with silk patchwork lining

Vintage IKEA bags - blue pixies with red wool and gold and black check lining

Vintage IKEA bags - blue pixies with red wool and gold and black check lining

Vintage IKEA BAG - orange flowers and blue stitched circles with gold canvas lining

Vintage IKEA BAG - orange flowers and blue stitched circles with gold canvas lining

Vintage IKEA BAG - blue circles and green floral

Vintage IKEA BAG - blue circles and green floral

Vintage IKEA bags - a medley of lush purples with woolly striped lining

Vintage IKEA bags - a medley of lush purples with woolly striped lining

Vintage IKEA bags - orange and green circles and purple stripes with striped lining

Vintage IKEA bags - orange and green circles and purple stripes with striped lining

HAG and crone wear. Reclaiming the pejorative words used to dismiss older women

bespoke 'OLD' dress

bespoke 'OLD' dress

Misery Guts up-cycled patterned A-line skirt

Misery Guts up-cycled patterned A-line skirt

SPINSTER up-cycled hotpant shorts

SPINSTER up-cycled hotpant shorts

Vintage FRUMP dress

Vintage FRUMP dress

Old Child ladies up-cycled top

Old Child ladies up-cycled top

WIZENED up-cycled plaid hot-pants

WIZENED up-cycled plaid hot-pants

Harridan pure wool up-cycled jumper

Harridan pure wool up-cycled jumper

Bint pleated A-line skirt with pom-poms

Bint pleated A-line skirt with pom-poms

Frump wool jumper

Frump wool jumper

more goodies....

garden signs

Bunting

TV cosies

socks

adult's pants (his and hers)

clothes patches

gloves

t shirt sets

single pillowcases

Winter Hotties

Suella Braverman political hot water bottle cover

Suella Braverman political hot water bottle cover

Rishi Sunak funny hot water bottle cover.

Rishi Sunak funny hot water bottle cover.

Kier Starmer funny hot water bottle cover

Kier Starmer funny hot water bottle cover

Political Hotties - Jeremy Corbyn hot water bottle

Political Hotties - Jeremy Corbyn hot water bottle

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