For those of us who wish to reclaim the insulting words used to describe women over a curtain age, this is a range of playful Hag Wear which celebrates Cronedom and mock the jargon that projects shame and worthlessness on female seniority.
I love these two. A couple of Bags modelled by very dear and glamorous schools friends Natascha and Matilda. Between them they have amassed so many accolades and awards that this post could read like Wikipedia. Natascha is a course leader at London College of Fashion having recently won a National Teaching Fellowship and Matilda heads up a TUC department.
Not since Anne Widdecombe was dragged around the Strictly stage by her ankles in a fluff of yellow feathers has fashion and politics combined with such elegance as when these two get together.
They have out-smarted and out-dressed me for 47 years and being with them feels like a luxury. They've a lovely talent for rising to occasions and so cause occasions to rise. Smart cookies powered by tea and biccies. Bags of flair, bags of style. Old bags never! x
Bag is hand printed onto 100% cotton t shirts. We can do larger sizes, long sleeves and sweatshirts.
We are happy to hand write messages on V&A gift cards at no extra cost.
We love to see your photos so if you upload images of this t shirt please tag us @twistedtwee and hashtag #oldgirlpower and #happyhag.
IMPORTANT I print these t shirts to order as I don't want to hold any stock that isn't being used. As it is a bespoke make, I cannot issue refunds or exchanges if sizes are ordered incorrectly. Here is a chest size guide which I'd urge you to check before placing your order so the garment doesn't go to waste. Many thanks.
UK size 10 (small) = 30 inch chest
UK size 12 (medium) = 33 inch chest
UK size 14 (large) = 35 inch chest
UK size 14 (XL) = 37 inch chest
UK size 16 (XXL ) = 39 inch chest
larger and smaller sizes are available on request.
WE CAN PRINT THIS DESIGN ONTO YOUR OWN CLOTHES
Of course you can buy this t shirt as a new garment, but we also offer the option of up-cycling your existing clothing. Just send us items you already own and let us give them a refresh with this design. We can print onto tops, skirts, trousers jumpers, leggings and scarves providing they are predominantly cotton and the fabric is fairly smooth.
The price is the same as for a new garment as it covers the cost of special tracked return postage.
So if you have a much loved but bedraggled fave, why not let our Clothing Hospital rejuvenate it and make it splendid again. Please just email suzi@twistedtwee.co.uk.
