bespoke garments

Advent Calendar dress
Advent Calendar dress
£50.00
Invisible gown for fabulous older women
Invisible gown for fabulous older women
£80.00
Left and Right reflective cycling arm warmers
Left and Right reflective cycling arm warmers
£35.00
This looks just like all my other clothes
This looks just like all my other clothes
£65.00
'whatever doesn't kill you makes you bitter' cashmere jumper
'whatever doesn't kill you makes you bitter' cashmere jumper
£80.00
Dog Treat Cardie
Dog Treat Cardie
£60.00
bespoke FLAP blouse
bespoke FLAP blouse
£70.00
Six-Tit poncho
Six-Tit poncho
£75.00
bespoke 'This is costing a fortune' wool jumper
bespoke 'This is costing a fortune' wool jumper
£65.00
SOLD - No Photo Crimson evening dress
SOLD - No Photo Crimson evening dress
£80.00
bespoke 'OLD' dress
bespoke 'OLD' dress
£100.00
bespoke 'bright eyes' long sleeved top
bespoke 'bright eyes' long sleeved top
£50.00
bespoke
bespoke "wizened' jacket
£60.00
Flock Spots for covering blemishes
Flock Spots for covering blemishes
£25.00
SOLD - Tea Tank Top
SOLD - Tea Tank Top
£40.00
SOLD - CVS receipt
SOLD - CVS receipt
£75.00
SOLD OUT - bespoke Biddy Jumper
SOLD OUT - bespoke Biddy Jumper
£25.00
SOLD OUT - bespoke 'relax. everything is out of control' cashmere jumper
SOLD OUT - bespoke 'relax. everything is out of control' cashmere jumper
£80.00
SOLD - bespoke Old Fogey ski hat
SOLD - bespoke Old Fogey ski hat
£25.00
SOLD OUT Bespoke 'nothing new is needed' skirt
SOLD OUT Bespoke 'nothing new is needed' skirt
£100.00
Hi Viz Liz - reflective bib to celebrate Her Maj's dazzling life
Hi Viz Liz - reflective bib to celebrate Her Maj's dazzling life
£40.00
Hag recycled jumper
Hag recycled jumper
£50.00
Biddy recycled jumper
Biddy recycled jumper
£40.00
Cantankerous corduroy up-cycled skirt
Cantankerous corduroy up-cycled skirt
£45.00
Harridan pure wool up-cycled jumper
Harridan pure wool up-cycled jumper
£45.00
Batty cashmere ribbed jumper
Batty cashmere ribbed jumper
£40.00
Bint pleated A-line skirt with pom-poms
Bint pleated A-line skirt with pom-poms
£45.00
Frump wool jumper
Frump wool jumper
£45.00
Matron cashmere up-cycled jumper
Matron cashmere up-cycled jumper
£50.00
SOLD Fish Wife up-cycled cowboy shirt
SOLD Fish Wife up-cycled cowboy shirt
£40.00
MUTTON up-cycled glitter stripy jumper
MUTTON up-cycled glitter stripy jumper
£35.00
Misery Guts up-cycled patterned A-line skirt
Misery Guts up-cycled patterned A-line skirt
£50.00
CRONE up-cycled faux suede thigh length full skirt
CRONE up-cycled faux suede thigh length full skirt
£40.00
SPINSTER up-cycled hotpant shorts
SPINSTER up-cycled hotpant shorts
£40.00
WIZENED up-cycled plaid hot-pants
WIZENED up-cycled plaid hot-pants
£45.00
WITCH up-cycled jumper
WITCH up-cycled jumper
£50.00
BATTLE-AXE up-cycled knee-length skirt
BATTLE-AXE up-cycled knee-length skirt
£50.00
SOLD 'Does anyone know where the toilet is' green ladies jumper
SOLD 'Does anyone know where the toilet is' green ladies jumper
£45.00
BE MORE MEH aubergine ladies jumper
BE MORE MEH aubergine ladies jumper
£45.00
'Relax- Everything is out of Control' upcycled dress.
'Relax- Everything is out of Control' upcycled dress.
£60.00
Old and Loved to Death jumper
Old and Loved to Death jumper
£45.00
Old Child ladies up-cycled top
Old Child ladies up-cycled top
£45.00
Old Child t shirt
Old Child t shirt
£30.00
Frump stripped jumper
Frump stripped jumper
£45.00
Fish Wife vintage dress
Fish Wife vintage dress
£80.00
Crone bespoke full length dress
Crone bespoke full length dress
£100.00
Vintage FRUMP dress
Vintage FRUMP dress
£80.00
'Witches Hat' climbing-frame jumper
'Witches Hat' climbing-frame jumper
£65.00
Twister Dress
Twister Dress
£70.00