bespoke garments

Advent Calendar dress
Advent Calendar dress
$65.00
Invisible Dress
Invisible Dress
$91.00
Left and Right reflective cycling arm warmers
Left and Right reflective cycling arm warmers
$46.00
This looks just like all my other clothes
This looks just like all my other clothes
$85.00
'whatever doesn't kill you makes you bitter' cashmere jumper
'whatever doesn't kill you makes you bitter' cashmere jumper
$104.00
Dog Treat Cardie
Dog Treat Cardie
$78.00
bespoke FLAP blouse
bespoke FLAP blouse
$91.00
Six-Tit poncho
Six-Tit poncho
$98.00
bespoke 'This is costing a fortune' wool jumper
bespoke 'This is costing a fortune' wool jumper
$85.00
SOLD - No Photo Crimson evening dress
SOLD - No Photo Crimson evening dress
$104.00
bespoke 'OLD' dress
bespoke 'OLD' dress
$130.00
bespoke 'bright eyes' long sleeved top
bespoke 'bright eyes' long sleeved top
$65.00
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bespoke "wizened' jacket
$78.00
Flock Spots for covering blemishes
Flock Spots for covering blemishes
$33.00
SOLD - Tea Tank Top
SOLD - Tea Tank Top
$52.00
SOLD - CVS receipt
SOLD - CVS receipt
$98.00
SOLD OUT - bespoke Biddy Jumper
SOLD OUT - bespoke Biddy Jumper
$33.00
SOLD OUT - bespoke 'relax. everything is out of control' cashmere jumper
SOLD OUT - bespoke 'relax. everything is out of control' cashmere jumper
$104.00
SOLD - bespoke Old Fogey ski hat
SOLD - bespoke Old Fogey ski hat
$33.00
SOLD OUT Bespoke 'nothing new is needed' skirt
SOLD OUT Bespoke 'nothing new is needed' skirt
$130.00
Hi Viz Liz - reflective bib to celebrate Her Maj's dazzling life
Hi Viz Liz - reflective bib to celebrate Her Maj's dazzling life
$52.00
Hag recycled jumper
Hag recycled jumper
$65.00
Biddy recycled jumper
Biddy recycled jumper
$52.00
Cantankerous corduroy up-cycled skirt
Cantankerous corduroy up-cycled skirt
$59.00
Harridan pure wool up-cycled jumper
Harridan pure wool up-cycled jumper
$59.00
Batty cashmere ribbed jumper
Batty cashmere ribbed jumper
$52.00
Bint pleated A-line skirt with pom-poms
Bint pleated A-line skirt with pom-poms
$59.00
Frump wool jumper
Frump wool jumper
$59.00
Matron cashmere up-cycled jumper
Matron cashmere up-cycled jumper
$65.00
SOLD Fish Wife up-cycled cowboy shirt
SOLD Fish Wife up-cycled cowboy shirt
$52.00
MUTTON up-cycled glitter stripy jumper
MUTTON up-cycled glitter stripy jumper
$46.00
Misery Guts up-cycled patterned A-line skirt
Misery Guts up-cycled patterned A-line skirt
$65.00
CRONE up-cycled faux suede thigh length full skirt
CRONE up-cycled faux suede thigh length full skirt
$52.00
SPINSTER up-cycled hotpant shorts
SPINSTER up-cycled hotpant shorts
$52.00
WIZENED up-cycled plaid hot-pants
WIZENED up-cycled plaid hot-pants
$59.00
WITCH up-cycled jumper
WITCH up-cycled jumper
$65.00
BATTLE-AXE up-cycled knee-length skirt
BATTLE-AXE up-cycled knee-length skirt
$65.00
SOLD 'Does anyone know where the toilet is' green ladies jumper
SOLD 'Does anyone know where the toilet is' green ladies jumper
$59.00
BE MORE MEH aubergine ladies jumper
BE MORE MEH aubergine ladies jumper
$59.00
'Relax- Everything is out of Control' upcycled dress.
'Relax- Everything is out of Control' upcycled dress.
$78.00
Old and Loved to Death jumper
Old and Loved to Death jumper
$59.00
Old Child ladies up-cycled top
Old Child ladies up-cycled top
$59.00
Old Child t shirt
Old Child t shirt
$39.00
Frump stripped jumper
Frump stripped jumper
$59.00
Fish Wife vintage dress
Fish Wife vintage dress
$104.00
Crone bespoke full length dress
Crone bespoke full length dress
$130.00
Vintage FRUMP dress
Vintage FRUMP dress
$104.00