Dominic Cummings revenge bib

Revenge.

Unleash your baby folk on this lamentable goofus and pelt the rotter with pulverised foodstuffs.

Spag-bolify his grotty little hat. Porridge-clot his feeble opticals.

We can't get him fired. We can't get him to apologise, feel shame or take responsibility, but we can help coat him in bread scrot and egg spit.

Yes, it's childish, and so so enjoyable.

The bibs are made from 100% organic cotton and measure 20cm x 26.5cm. Cummings is wipe clean so you can sooth your need for reparation as many times as you like.

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