These two Fogeys have boogie-woogied into their 50s with disgraceful razzle. Grooving across life's disco floor. Mark's gags found Rachel's laugh and they gave up a lot to gain each other. He plays she sings. They bring the party. My teenage daughter wants to get old just to become as young as them. Enjoying a childhood together they don't have to grow out of. Travelling. Dazzling. Toe-tappy happy. Their future cemented. Completely contented.
Fogey is one of our Hag Range that celebrates the derogatory words used to describe older women (and men).
It is hand printed in gold onto 100% cotton t shirts. We can do larger sizes, short sleeves and sweatshirts.
We are happy to hand write messages on V&A gift cards at no extra cost.
IMPORTANTI print these t shirts to order as I don't want to hold any stock that isn't being used. As it is a bespoke make, I cannot issue refunds or exchanges if sizes are ordered incorrectly. Here is a chest size guide which I'd urge you to check before placing your order so the garment doesn't go to waste. Many thanks.
Ladies chest sizes
UK size 10 (small) = 30 inch chest
UK size 12 (medium) = 33 inch chest
UK size 14 (large) = 35 inch chest
UK size 14 (XL) = 37 inch chest
UK size 16 (XXL ) = 39 inch chest
larger and smaller sizes are available on request.
We love to see your photos so if you upload images of this t shirt please tag us @twistedtwee and hashtag #happyhag.
WE CAN PRINT THIS DESIGN ONTO YOUR OWN CLOTHES
Of course you can buy this t shirt as a new garment, but we also offer the option of up-cycling your existing clothing. Just send us items you already own and let us give them a refresh with this design. We can print onto tops, skirts, trousers jumpers, leggings and scarves providing they are predominantly cotton and the fabric is fairly smooth.
The price is the same as for a new garment as it covers the cost of special tracked return postage.
So if you have a much loved but bedraggled fave, why not let our Clothing Hospital rejuvenate it and make it splendid again. Please just email firstname.lastname@example.org