'Off You Fuck' Festoon of Gloom garland
'Off You Fuck' bunting jubilantly directs guests back out the way they came in.
A belter for turgid office leaving parties or family members outstaying their welcome.
Designed to spread cheery discord.
Hand cut and printed by the artist as a limited edition. As this bunting is made from remnants and offcuts, the materials will vary. Please specify a colour scheme if you have a preference. Packed in a gold see-through envelope.
The length of the bunting is approximately 3 metres of stinging hostility.
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