Angela Merkel's face on adult Political Pants
A firm hand in your under-crackers.
These statesmanlike undies will make a perfectly horrifying present for any teenager or adult with political convictions. They look very presidential hanging on the washing line, or draped nonchalantly over a radiator.
Printed in London by impartial, non-radical inactivists. Apparently Obama wore a pair with his head on, the day of his second election victory, given to him by none other than Katy Perry, as a good luck token. (This has yet to be officially denied by the White House.)
Our Political Pants have appeared on many current affairs programmes including The Wright Stuff and This Morning. I can also reveal that many politicians own a pair including Boris Johnson, Gordon Brown, Donald Trump and Barak Obama.
We will happily write gift messages on request at no extra cost to make this a perfect, personal present.
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