'Nobody of the Month' t shirt
We don't all want to shine or compete for hollow accolades, and that's speaking as an business owner who makes damn sure I win employee of the month every single time.
This t shirt was commissioned by my dear friend Georg who said with grim acknowledgment, 'It really suits me'.
Available in men and women's sizes. The type is hand weeded using a flock vinyl onto organic cotton t shirts, which is damn fiddly I can tell you! We can supply other coloured tops if you're more moody.
We are happy to handwrite gift messages onto V&A cards on request.
IMPORTANT I print these t shirts to order as I don't want to hold any stock that isn't being used. As it is a bespoke make, I cannot issue refunds or exchanges if sizes are ordered incorrectly. Here is a chest size guide which I'd urge you to check before placing your order so the garment doesn't go to waste. Many thanks.
Mens UK size 10 (small) = 39 inch chest
Men's UK size 12 (medium) = 42 inch chest
Men's UK size 14 (large) = 45 inch chest
Men's UK size 16 = 48 inch chest
Men's UK size 18 = 50 inch chest
Ladies UK size 10 (small) = 30 inch chest
Ladies UK size 12 (medium) = 33 inch chest
Ladies UK size 14 (large) = 35 inch chest
Ladies UK size 14 (XL) = 37 inch chest
Ladies UK size 16 (XXL ) = 39 inch chest
larger and smaller sizes are available on request.
WE CAN PRNT THIS DESIGN ONTO YOUR OWN CLOTHES
Of course you can buy this t shirt as a new garment, but we also offer the option of up-cycling your existing clothing. Just send us items you already own and let us give them a refresh with this design. We can print onto tops, skirts, trousers jumpers, leggings and scarves providing they are predominantly cotton and the fabric is fairly smooth.
The price is the same as for a new garment as it covers the cost of special tracked return postage.
So if you have a much loved but bedraggled fave, why not let our Clothing Hospital rejuvenate it and make it splendid again. Please just email firstname.lastname@example.org
We love to see you photos, so if you upload any images of this t shirt, please remember to tag us @twistedtwee