'whatever doesn't kill you makes you bitter' cashmere jumper
No positivity required.
A sentiment to honour those who are going through some rough old stuff at the moment and really don't need to hear that everything is for a reason right now.
Wallow in despair my lovely friends and throw away your affirmation posters. (Or pop them in the loft until you can bare them again.)
if anyone else feels TLC stands for Total Living Crapola, please allow me to exploit your current vulnerability by selling you this message of bitterness printed onto a new t shirt or a piece of your existing clothing for £25. Just contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org. Printed using flock fabric.
Or if you like this jumper, it's a really pretty original Cocoa cashmere top with buttons cuffs and back. Size 10. Price includes express delivery tracked postage.